Oh no!

Dude, the broken light aimed straight for thew goldfish!
My face was like this http://myfacewhen.com/301/

Part 2:
The tree landed with a crunch on the table, the broken light submerged int he water. Luckily, goldfish are freshwater fish and so the broken light did not conduct any electricity. The fish were quite safe. The two children, who had retreated to the back of the couch after the tree fell timidly made their way back out. The father helped them to set the tree back up stable to attach the star. The tree was complete. Then it was time to go Christmas shopping. Mrs Jenkins and the two kids got into their car and prepared to back out of the drive to go to the shops. She twisted the key in the ignition but the car wouldn't start. She went and got Mr Jenkins, who diagnosed...a flat car battery. How would they go shopping now?!

The funny thing is that the flat battery thing happened yesterday with my sister.

Coincidence

If you can have anything in Toribash, what would it be?

I'd say I'm fine. Don't want anything but if I had to say anything, it'd be a chrome item. They cool.

Now say yours and maybe, if you've been good, Santa might will deliver.

Yes Santa c:

also, i'm fine aswell. maybe a flame :V

I want another 500k so I can partially make up for the TC I lost in duels.

I haven't had more than 1k for most of this year.

Santa helping my broke self might be nice.

Part 3:
Luckily Mr Jenkins had bought a new, electric car just last week so Mrs Jenkins and the kids got in and went off to the shops. Mrs Jenkins and the kids first went to the toy shop to buy presents for Robbert's and Maddie's school friends. Then they went to a video store and bought their Dad a DVD box set of his favorite series. Then they all went up to the cafe. Mrs Jenkins had a coffee, Maddy had lemonade and Robbert had hot chocolate. Then they went back downstairs via an escalator. Robbert put his foot up on the metal side piece as he often did but failed to notice that his shoe was untied. The lace slipped down the crack and caught. As he went to pull his foot off the metal to go stand beside his mother, he felt that it was stuck and began to panic and call for help, the bottom the escalator looming ever closer.

Be a try hard it makes it funnier when you inevitably get Wiggi'd

fuck escalators, use elevators.