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spambot game
Here's how it works, I will quote part of a spambot ad. You have to determine two things, the product being advertised, and the site being advertised. Also explain how you came to your answer. Get them both right, and you win. Alternatively come up with something plausible or otherwise creative.

Originally Posted by Fish View Post
Here's the next one.
Originally Posted by a spambot
Thuraya Collaborates with UNICEF to Raise Awareness on Child Education Rights
UNICEF, the world's leading children's agency and Thuraya, the leading international mobile satellite services operator, teamed up recently to raise awareness about child education rights. On the 22nd anniversary of the Convention of the Rights of the Child, Thuraya sent an SMS message to all its consumers highlighting its commitment to unprivileged children across the globe. The text message which read, ‘Education is a right for every boy and girl. Help protect children's rights!' also featured the UNICEF website, encouraging recipients to click through and find out more. It has been estimated that 67 million children globally do not have access to formal education. As such, with a massive subscriber base spanning 140 countries in Europe, Africa, Middle East and Asia, Thuraya, the market leader for mobile satellite handhelds within its coverage area, joined forces with UNICEF as part of its CSR endeavors to raise awareness and focus attention on the world's children who currently are unable to attend schools or receive education due to poor infrastructure, lack of funding in deprived areas, or social and cultural constraints. "Education is a key right for all boys and girls," said Ms. Reem Al Najjar, UNICEF's Programme Officer for the Middle East and North Africa region. "Children who are out of school are vulnerable to abuse lady bags and cannot lift themselves out of poverty. The partnership between UNICEF and Thuraya is an example of how technology can raise awareness on the need to secure this and other basic rights." Thuraya provides quality, affordable mobile satellite communication services, both voice and high-speed data, that efficiently meet the dynamic requirements of vertical consumers in the NGOs, government, energy, maritime, broadcast media and other sectors and private consumers. The Company handbag has played a pivotal role in supporting communities throughout its coverage area by offering emergency services communications following natural disasters. Most recently, Thuraya collaborated with Al Aan TV to raise awareness about the plight of Somali people in famine-stricken areas.

This is the entire quote with the links and 2 words removed.

first one

Last edited by Fish; Jan 12, 2012 at 01:06 PM.
I think it is a Chinese proverb, badly translated into English.

We have:
xuan fairy
YunHua
XuanXian
LingYan
ZhangShuai
As characters.
There are various mentions to "disciple" leading me to believe that it is the rambling story of someone old and knowledgeable with followers. Maybe a leader of an order? "the practice of mbt unono" There is also a secret weapon of sorts. "paralysis ring" "magic weapon"

I am led to believe that the story teller was on a number of drugs at the time due to the incoherent strings of speech. "you hear a lot of face"

Then at the end, we hear "Dan medicine." This could be the item that is advertised but we can't know for sure.

As for the site advertised, I did a google search on the piece of text we have. And found it in a blog.
http://mbtauy.blogspot.es/
I noticed that links were found on "mbt XXXXX"
So I searched for Mbt unono and found:
http://www.mbtmarkets.net/mbt-unono-sandals-c-43.html

Not bad eh?
Originally Posted by I translated the whole text
Car rental India stone dam

?

or

Original text:
"xuan fairy YunHua XuanXian LingYan ZhangShuai "
...35 translations later Bing gives us:
"Juan Fairionhoaxwanxianlingianzangshw"

Last edited by pal; Dec 30, 2011 at 08:34 PM.
Mango Beach Tours - Mauritius. We are specialist in the rental of villas and bungalows. Also available car rental and airport transfers. Contact us via email: mbt@intnet.mu - Website: www.mango-beach.com

@http://www.holiday-home-pages.co.uk/maurit.htm

is this it? I used a bit of solax's conclusions/themes.
Because of the messed up sentence structure I think it is a huge chunk of text translated from some Asian language (most likely Mandarin from the Chinese sounding stuff, ie Lin Yang Xuan Shuai).

I have come the the conclusion that it it advertising some variety of orthopaedic shoe from this blog.
nangs
Originally Posted by teacozzy View Post
Because of the messed up sentence structure I think it is a huge chunk of text translated from some Asian language (most likely Mandarin from the Chinese sounding stuff, ie Lin Yang Xuan Shuai).

I have come the the conclusion that it it advertising some variety of orthopaedic shoe from this blog.

Summary of my answer.^
Actually it was a dutch website which sold shoes.

Here's the next one.

Originally Posted by a spambot
Thuraya Collaborates with UNICEF to Raise Awareness on Child Education Rights
UNICEF, the world's leading children's agency and Thuraya, the leading international mobile satellite services operator, teamed up recently to raise awareness about child education rights. On the 22nd anniversary of the Convention of the Rights of the Child, Thuraya sent an SMS message to all its consumers highlighting its commitment to unprivileged children across the globe. The text message which read, ‘Education is a right for every boy and girl. Help protect children's rights!' also featured the UNICEF website, encouraging recipients to click through and find out more. It has been estimated that 67 million children globally do not have access to formal education. As such, with a massive subscriber base spanning 140 countries in Europe, Africa, Middle East and Asia, Thuraya, the market leader for mobile satellite handhelds within its coverage area, joined forces with UNICEF as part of its CSR endeavors to raise awareness and focus attention on the world's children who currently are unable to attend schools or receive education due to poor infrastructure, lack of funding in deprived areas, or social and cultural constraints. "Education is a key right for all boys and girls," said Ms. Reem Al Najjar, UNICEF's Programme Officer for the Middle East and North Africa region. "Children who are out of school are vulnerable to abuse lady bags and cannot lift themselves out of poverty. The partnership between UNICEF and Thuraya is an example of how technology can raise awareness on the need to secure this and other basic rights." Thuraya provides quality, affordable mobile satellite communication services, both voice and high-speed data, that efficiently meet the dynamic requirements of vertical consumers in the NGOs, government, energy, maritime, broadcast media and other sectors and private consumers. The Company handbag has played a pivotal role in supporting communities throughout its coverage area by offering emergency services communications following natural disasters. Most recently, Thuraya collaborated with Al Aan TV to raise awareness about the plight of Somali people in famine-stricken areas.

This is the entire quote with the links and 2 words removed.