Toribash
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[roots]




Everything starts with a tiny seed, which is planted and cared with much love, but a love with no sex, saddly. Sad but true, true story. The tiny shitty seed grows up and turns a little plant, its roots are small, but they are there, underground, sustaining the little tree. As the tree grows up, the roots grows up too, making a huge system to take care of the big three. We are the roots, but we ain't know who is the fucking tree.

We are blind and we don't know where we are going, we just grow, we are the underground power, the sustain and we are going to destroy all sidewalks on the way.


  • Don't be polite. Being polite ruins your thoughts with actions that are predetermined, like for example saying gg after every fucking game. DON'T SAY IT IF THE GAME WAS TERRIBLE, or avarage.
  • No retarted posts unless they are meant to be funny, but of course, you must know how to make retarded posts funny.
  • No momma jokes or any kind of derpish jokes flamming someone who is relative to a toribash community member. Obviously they don't acess the forum and don't give a shit about the forum, so don't make them. We all are men here, we all stink after running under the hot sun and we all love our mommas.
  • Conscious flaming is permitted, obviously, that must be true or half true to be permitted, in another words, that must have a base to be permitted, flaming with no base A.K.A kids whinnings will not be tolerated.
  • Be conscious that this is just a clan in a forum and nobody outside the world is giving a shit about this.

  • • No lying unless you are not aware that you are not telling the truth. But if you are not telling the truth without knowing you must admit it once you learned that it is not true so you are no ignorant person also no stupidity.
Obey this



Leaders
Carnage
Colossus

Members
RobertGB
BillieJoe
Voidie
ANDROIDex

The Roots Bank..
we dont have a bank yet, everything must be sent to me until we set up one
Total Toricredits: 51,176.00


Clan Objectives
[x] Don't Die






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Last edited by Immotay; Mar 20, 2012 at 07:48 PM. Reason: ANDROIDex added as a member

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Hello, I'm Carnage, I'm the leader together with Colossus. We are making this clan. This is a serious clan, herp derp. Meanwhile the first post is under construction, but it will be done in a while, when I finish the texts.

We wish to you, the mere visitor, lots of fun and happiness.
Originally Posted by Wesley View Post
I love you rules.
I love your clan objectives.
I love you clan story.
I love your members.(Hello RobertGB, It's p0pcorn.)

Requesting clan/single allies.

Basically this except I'm also saying hi to Carnage :D
Hi Wesley and Stellar, long time uh Stellar?

I'm still editing texts, but I'm kinda lazy, rules are still on "demo version".
Also, when Colossus get back I'll talk with him about adding clan Mister as allies.

;)
I'm a bit against belts, because sometimes the best comes small.
As you can't restrict about min posts, I think we shouldn't restrict about min belt too.

I playing with Zombear and some random fags, join /rootz "laught about the z but w/e"
Hey, no problemz. ;D

I tested Zombear: Results

Excelent aikido player.
Made some random fag rage. "lol"
Adviced someone to not use caps lock. "I'M RAGING DUDE, THIS IS NOT YOUR FIRST ACCOUNT!!1!!11"

You have a green sign from me Zombear.

The only problem is: we don't know how long you'll keep active. "just joined again, these kind of thing"
Wait other members opinions, we will see if we gonna accept you.
Last edited by Carnage; Feb 16, 2012 at 03:05 AM.
^stfu
also, hi, little update here

Zombear accepted, but try to keep yourself active.

Math and [Mr.] were added to the Allies list


back to ingame, if you want to play
/sa Colossus
and see if you're lucky enough to find me.

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