Toribash
Alan, I'm even less convinced than before.

[00:20:36] <legsol> hi
[00:20:46] <Fish> hi
[00:21:32] <legsol> ok so I just wanted to clear things up, because (since delaid seems all for it) I figure you're the reason I'm not a clan mod
[00:21:38] <legsol> just a guess, tell me if I'm wrong :P
[00:21:51] <Fish> yup that's correct
[00:22:02] <Fish> what do you need clan mod for?
[00:22:35] <legsol> well, I don't need it as such, I'd just like to do something around here again
[00:22:54] <Fish> so you're just going for what ever?
[00:23:02] <legsol> well, no
[00:23:26] <legsol> Alan actually asked me to apply because he'd like a "teammate" of sorts
[00:23:49] <legsol> I thought I might as well, since I have a lot of free time and working with Alan would be great
[00:23:54] <Fish> so if it wasn't for alan
[00:24:01] <Fish> we wouldn't be having this conversation?
[00:24:06] <legsol> + I already like the other clan mods
[00:24:13] <legsol> well, alan was the trigger, so no
[00:24:16] <legsol> we wouldn't
[00:24:27] <legsol> but I had considered applying beforehand
[00:24:41] <legsol> I figured I'd be rejected instantly because of my history though
[00:24:56] <legsol> Alan said I had a chance and convinced me to apply

I take a better liking to a generic "I want to HELP THE COMMUNITY" than this story.
In exceptional cases, you could send their TC back and tell them what needs to be done with their clan to make it acceptable.

If you do make it, it will probably die anyway.