How does a face type on a keyboard... Here I will try it...

ladjkfoiu93uah383jkdou39a;dkg0w;.XK.FDJOkjxo
lkdjfj alk jdkflweij dop83j849adk koid `./xoiue9h;84kjhdlkj lpig dhjg poiq d.f;pjqp bhp


Oh, I see now... Spelling check helps
Spell Check:

lakefront; dog;.XK. Jokiest
lockjaw all edelweiss pod kid `./Monique; kindling Luigi dough Poirot d.f; PJ's bap

Translation:

On the lakefront, there was this Dog Named XK, He was the Jokiest of the lockjaws... of all the edelweiss pod's kids, specially Monique.... He once took the kindling and stuck it up Luigi's Dough and did a Poirot of the initials of D.F... Then the Pj's he was where went.... BAP.

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now before you ask, a pie types on a keyboard because the pie is very skilled... mwahahahahhaa.

You have insulted my race!
Now I will prove my keyboard skills.

A story:


In the youth of the Universe UL was created. UL was the first being and the first immortal God. UL bred with a curious and beautiful spirit and beheld as the spirit gifted him with 7 sons. The Gods. The eldest was Aldur then came Nedra, Chaldan, Torak, Mara, Issa and the youngest Belar. Eons passed and the Gods dwelt together with their brothers and their father. But then, Torak had a vision of 2 prohecies rushing towards one event. Each prophecy had a diffrent outcome which would decide the fate of the world. In one of the prophecies, Torak became King of the universe. The other was unknown. So with a happy heart, Torak led forward his 6 brothers and joined their hands to create Earth. UL was not happy with this so he departed the universe and his spirit was never again seen. Torak hardened his heart against his father. The 7 gods then created man, which would be the instrument of the Prophecy which was now known as the Mrix Codex. The Gods created man as many people, and to each set of people a choice was given to choose a god. The ones who chose Nedra were the Tolnedrans. Issa's followers were Nyissans. The ones who followed Belar were the Alorns. Chaldan was beloved by the Arends. Mara was worshipped by the Marags and finally Torak has the most followers which had named themselves the Angaraks. Torak led the Angaraks to the lands of the east where he stood and said to them '' Hear me ye Angaraks, for I am Torak, Lord of the Lords and King of Kings. Bow before my name and worship me with prayers and sacrifices, for I am your God and I have dominion over all the realms of the Angaraks. And great shall be my wrath if ye displease me. I was, before the world was made. I shall be, after the mountains crumble into sand, the seas dwindle to stagnant pools, and the world shrivels and is no more. For I was before time and shall be after.'' He then told the Angraks of the two destinies and how he wanted the first to occur where he would be King all over the Universe. Then all Gods except Torak and Aldur departed the Earth, and only their spirits remained. When the Gods created the people, all people chose a God and all Gods had people except Aldur, who was without people. Aldur dwelt alone in a very small place called the Vale of Aldur. One day, he found a small, smooth, gray round stone and took it to his tall tower. He infused it with life and made it so powerful, that it was invincible and could destroy the Universe. Torak felt this being created and travelled to the Vale of Aldur. ''Welcome Torak'' Aldur greeted him.
''Have you gone mad Aldur?'' Torak snapped. ''You are without people and this stone is under the threat of being stolen by our brothers!'' Aldur looked at him and calmly said ''I know my brothers. They have pure intentions and are without evil in their hearts unlike you.'' Great was the wrath of Torak. He smote down his brother and fled with the Orb. The other Gods watched this and held council. ''We must return to Earth'' Belar, bear god of the Alorns said. ''Thine age is small, brother Belar.'' Chaldan, Bull god of the Arends said. ''Perhaps thou doth not realise that if we were to return to our people, Earth would plunge into war and would be destroyed.'' Then, Nedra, now the eldest being since Aldur had died, rose and said ''Belar speaks truthfully, brothers. If we don't return the Universe and all other worlds would die. We must return and make war upon Angaraks, retrieve the Orb of Aldur and burn the Earth.'' The other Gods agreed and so it was decided that the Gods would return and the World shall be no more. Thus the Prochecy was said to happen.

I read this much, now if the story was in paragraphs, it would make it look shorter in my opinion because I can just stop at a paragraph and stuff blah blah blah if that makes sense... Other then that. To much to read... Anyways, I insulted him back kind of... Not really but lets just say I did <33333333333

And Muse. I just sent it to a publisher... HOPEFULLY IT GETS PUBLISHED!

Mine will get published. It is the finest story someone has copied and pasted.

Herta Derp It was a great story probably. I don't know though.

In all seriousness, I didn't copy it, I write it

In all seriousness, you need to fix the way you phrase things. It is incorrect. Here, let me redo it for you:

"In all seriousness, I didn't copy it, I wrote it."

There we go!!!!! Now it looks better

<3

Herpta derp me retard, me feel stoopid, me so epic, me so smart, me so retard. ROTW (Retards Of Tori World)

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I know.

At least I am able to correctly phrase my words.

Lol Muse, same with me. To much to read, and I feel to lazy to read that much.

I bet you read the whole thing twice.