Because it's a thing.

First, we have the ToastMobile:


And the military side of the toasty power,
Toast Tank:



Always backed up by the bagelcopter:

Merely your designs have flaws

Your the one to talk about defying the laws of physics...
Why would you make vehicles just for destroying these vehicles?
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Logic'd

Shit got epic.
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It has begun

I accept toast as my lord and savory. Do you?

I don't.
Toast is not a lord, nor a savory.