Killed it

Haven't felt like replying, just forced myself to write something in 5 mins cos bored and my mates aren't around to jam with, but hey dems the breaks been cut

killed it with internet dick slip roofalin into floosie drink
mix it in to avoid exposin sediment
inserting stiff finger tip into anuses
passing messages through stinky passages

you couldn't touch me if you were an angel
just for revenge I touched up Buffy
to the rhythym of tenacious d I fluffed her roughly
Gabriel's right hand ain't got shit on me, dodged easy breezy
friend of the devil placing misery gleefuly breathin heat
reign fire onto lame folk with malevolent look
maliscious rook took the king then mated with your queen
I spritz my semen and you breath it in like febreeze
rogue roamin the globe on the table top
dex heavy stat set up fuck you up
loot your corpse and dominate-rape your dog
fly above toribots drop poop globules upon dudes
heavy apocalypse impending
repentence does not slow the doom
regret that you messed with dr zeus
gonz pee on your babies' faces freely
Bond wishes he could be me but he can't so he requests time and time again to beat me off to response of a scoff words wind to reply through time to a mind "my dick is too holy James; I'm daily smoking on the Anti-christ's long raped kief remains ashing on brains, get it yet mayne?"
PAAAIN :o:o:o

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EDIT: Oh and hatter, I killed the versed you quoted with my response to al ;p.

This is the best thread ever

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys,
will you ever stop with all that bullshit and lies?
aint got nothing on me, call me Lord MC,
'cause I'm spitting hot fire and you can't end this spree

do you really think those lame rhymes are intimidating?
extend that abs, I don't wanna see another weakling.
don't bother fighting me, you know what they have said,
I am the king, you might as well just close this thread.

stupid raps and beats you have there, I can't stand them,
now let me teach you, trust me, just look at my fandom.
but enough of this, I wanna see your grooves,
so quit messing around, and sho' me your moves!

I don't care about your money, I don't care about your belt,
'cause you can't even touch me, I'mma make your brain melt.
this is the real deal, let me seal this with steel,
go get your Happy Meal, 'cause this is not a drill!

Alright now,
dark ink stainin in the sky, rain clouds reign
dusted in rust brush it off jump up the clusterfuck
shout loud hit the mark with no feint
bitches go faint when the gaze pass their way
just a taste of days to come praise be

I got mad acid at the ready merry spitmass bitches
happy to deliver death to ya never miss be my witness
witless soon to be dead heads land on my hitlist
with a lyrical flip rapper make a banana split mold
be a fan of the real deal or feel the cold steel
I'll be boppin blasts to club thunderclaps in bahamas soon
be a loon you crusty blubbery buffoons get in the rowdy room

get in here so I can insult you no fear no fear
just admit it, however unfortunate,
you're really sweaty got a pot belly
got hot rhymes daily my pot hot and smelly

you are all cancer

please kill yourselves

no seriously

do it

end

"commes des fuckdown" in your sig. Hm, wonder where I've seen that before. Cancer, kill yourselves, really? And here I thought hipsters were supposed to be original; Mwah's old stuff is waaay more hype.

Also omega not quite sure what you copied those for, but eh... ok lol

Devil is correct in part... everyone on the internet it is a faeg.

Damn you 2worlds, ya got me! musta been huffin too little poppy, excuse me - though no one said shit about music ;p

call me little Willy P. Stream
walkin streets with urine to my knees
you're in too deep just be happy I ain't creamin
just the holy hot shit steamin
leave young bucks screamin like the arc was opened
wooden not golden seems Jones was just jokin
keep your ears closed and you might be fine
cause this ain't sound, let your eyes find the lines
inform your mind cry llama or go barmy howl dog
skin melt like s'mores, now that's hardly borin,
dope god cough smog it up smog it in like payne was back in the house
boot your dogs lest ya get stuck in the mud so sinful
I dropped to the bog while lost in fecal fog
please blow me, hit me up on craigslist.com
I can host and be discrete, find me rhymin i gess jest that I'm the best let reality fill in the rest never restin except for right here ->
pass the gin, get me some tonic and you got a deal sir

20 seconds.
Ohhh, there is a great hole in our minds
The manifestation of hate and despair
The streets come to life
With the ignorant minds
Of those who would die
For their disguise

30 seconds
I see
the beginning of the end
Don't trust
The voice in your head
I know
The eyes of deceit
Those words of the lies that the faithful speak

40 seconds
Your mind
cannot find
The exit and the entrance
The path to the light
Lost in the dark
In the dark of the night
And this is the reason
why you choose to fight

50 seconds
Tossed to
The Abyss
A place for the walls
Where you won't be missed
Trapped from every side
of your narrowing mind
You begin to rot as you slowly die

this is all I really got for this beat.