ya bish

That awkward moment when you're cousin is over and using facebook and gets called by a random spanish chick (on facebook) for video chat and you see her naked rubbing her vagina. SHE WAS HOT AS FUCK OMFG. Then you're stupid cousin clicks it off and says she's not a lesbian, and you sit there and cry....
I even tried adding her but I guess she's into girls. FML!

Why did you get banned? and Zazo wtf..

Ikr man, fuckin' stupid cousin >.>
Why can't this stuff happen to me?

This is getting old...

Ignore you and get back on topic.

That awkward moment when your mom hits you in the sack with a bag powdered soap...
[5:14:50 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): fml
[5:16:44 PM] Alexis: lol.
[5:18:00 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): I can feel cramps all the way up in my stomach..
[5:18:09 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): Fucking slut man...
[5:18:16 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): it still hurts
[5:18:19 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ):
[5:18:55 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): I really do talk too much though
[5:19:55 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): She randomly called me a fatass
[5:20:10 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): then I kept saying ''bet you wouldn't say that to my face''
[5:20:26 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): Went all up in her face saying ''say it to my face say it to my face''
[5:20:29 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): then it happened..
[5:20:41 PM] Alexis: idiot
[5:20:42 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): hissed her teeth and walked off..
[5:20:46 PM] Cuddle ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ): >.>

That awkward moment when you find out TamaKuu's big tit fetish.

epic altname btw

That awkward moment when your 8 year old cousin runs into your room half naked and pushes you off the chair.