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But beta, maybe I wanna get buttfucked
My signature was too long so I got this pretty rainbow here instead now. Isn't it nice? This is a nice rainbow.

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THE HAND IS BACK
Not enough time to explain, hand is back, this time!
it's stronger and much faster than befor.
i was able to snap a photo of it befor he saw me.
dont want to go through this nightmare one more time, im off.
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Originally Posted by friends448 View Post
Age: 14
Are you a wizard: Uh, not yet.
Size of your wand: I don't know how to take this question, anally or orally.
Element of choice: Penis.
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: I would use the spell of flee and run away, because orcs are green and scary.
Describe your magical abilities: I have the abilities to seduce women and get money.
Hair color: Brown
Pubic hair color: I shave so I have no clue...
Describe your non-magical abilities: I don't have any.
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Dryness.
Previous magical guilds: This is the only magical guild I've seen in the world of Toribash...
Previous non-magical guilds: Is this even a question?
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): In the nude.
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Harry Potter.
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): The school of homeness
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home:Can I help him find his way home, then slay him infront of his whole town?

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Age:15
Are you a wizard:yes
Size of your wand:9 inches
Element of choice:ice
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them:i would use ice spike and ice tombi would use them by moving my wand back and forth.
Describe your magical abilities:I am a very skilled magician with ice powers born into my hands.
Hair color:Ice Blue
Pubic hair color:Brown/Blond
Describe your non-magical abilities:I am a gamer and i am good with art irl not on my pc
Preferred choice of wand lubricant:IDK
Previous magical guilds:None this will be my first
Previous non-magical guilds:Quantum
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc)aedric
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings:Harry Potter
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc):Hogwarts
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home:hmm let me think about this one i will edit when thought
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Okay gentlemen, it seems our cache of newt eyes and beard gel is getting dangerously low(you know how MRootz is when his beard isn't properly gel'd). So im going to need ideas on how we can rake in more loot.
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