dobby will be preparing our slightly magical breakfast of waffles topped with eye of newt and the blood of an elf.

Id appreciate if you could bring some Goblin ears

But we doesn't know how to make that stuff....

Do not worry, elf, our expectations of you are not very high.

I'm in total agreement with th 'Magical Nude Calender"

"Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your mind with grief, regret and depression. Do not repeat them in the future."

These are the words of a great friend and Sensei back at my temple. They are wise words that everyone should follow.

Nude calender.... Can dobby join in on this... We want to pose with Master Orko

Damnit... Can dobby have some waffles as well.... We would likes that.

I've already fed you this week dobby, you haven't earned your second meal.

But... we needs something to satisfy our hunger... WE NEEDS IT NOW.