I've been playing around with butterfly knives/balisong for about 4 years already. That counts I think.

I have mastered Run Fu with my Asics trainers.

like.... kitchen knives?



oh and I've never trained in anything really, but I am pretty good at whacking people with a stick.

Card throwing
Kitchen knive slicing
Umbrella smacking

The art of stroking my massive e-penis with false claims about how cool I am and how many neat weapons I own and use on a daily basis.

I own knives, and I've trained 'capoeira' and Muay-Thay for years.

And no, I can't shot a duck with any gun, because I tremble like a vibrator

I have trained myself in poles, pole-arms, pole-axes, hand thrown blades and poles, hand blades and daggers, short sword, full swords, katana, open hand, Hokkaido and Iaijutsu.

I have been trained in firearms (general), semi-auto break and magazine loading pistols, semi-auto breach, loaded and magazine loading rifles, automatic magazine loading rifles (Military Qualification), Belt-fed rifles (Military Qualification), M2 (Military Qualification), M203 (unqualified), AT4 (unqualified)

I and also load, calibrate, aim and fire the M230 as well as fly the AH64D but I don't know how you quantify that in this scenario because I was only trained load and calibrate the gun.

My legs... Capoeira forever.

I was in Jujitsu for 4 years, learned a few things while I was training.

I know how to use:
Butterfly Knife
Bo Staff
1891/30 Mosin-Nagant (I use a 3.5x PU Scope preferably )
PP-19 Bizon

I'm trying to learn how to use:
Astra 300
Dreyse M1907
Walther PPK
Gewehr 41
Luger P08

Trained in UFC for 3years :3