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How to pwn in akido
How to PWN in akido ^^

right, i just got an 11 streak in akido against mainly black and brown belts, using the same tactic every time.

All u gots to do is:
1. Grab them and kick them at the same time, the kick will lift them off the ground slightly, and give u backwards momentum.
2 Then, raise the shoulder(s) of the arm(s) u grabbed them with and extend the hip of the leg u kicked with. This will bring ur momentum back forwards, and lift them high off the ground.
3. Then, with them high off the ground and in ur hands, keep shoulders raised, and gravity should just bring them down outside the ring, giving u an easy win.

U might have to turn ur torso and use ur pecs to get the to land on the outside of the ring before ur hands do, but its been working for me bout 6/7 times ^_^

Example:
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Last edited by Moop; Sep 2, 2008 at 03:41 PM.
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
Moopy speaks wise words.

Don't forget about gravity being a lot higher - use it to your advantage.

Examples you say? Here you go.
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<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
lol, using gravity is the key in akido
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
I lieks tu sitz on peeepol!

Hell it works! A final piece of Aikido advice involves joints & fractures...

Fracture a hip & they can't stand up, fracture a shoulder & they can't lift up...

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
fracture their neck and u can laugh at them
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
*GURGLE*

Lol, the noise is pretty funny, but the head spinning around's even funnier!

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
omg lol vicious!

I fetch moop!
Last edited by SkulFuk; Sep 3, 2008 at 05:44 PM.
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I'll reword it.

1. We (me n' Ollie) go in for a classic starter (as in a kick), the 2nd turn results in a kick & grab that lifts them slightly off the floor.
2. Next lift your shoulders to get them off the floor completely.
3. Shove them out the ring onto the floor.

As a side note if a kick misses it can be turned into a leg sweep.

Just bring the leg back with the knee bent & it'll hook their leg. Combine that with pushing them over and they'll topple backwards head 1st into the floor.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
wins all the time ^^
one time i had a hair deep in my urethra and when i pulled it out it felt kinda good ~fudgiebalz 2020


<~Skul> they're not children, they're demon midgets
<~Skul> if you kill one in front of the rest, they'll scatter and leave
I'll post a tutorial once I refine my method - it's a bit sloppy.

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you