Granted but the balloon is full of lead and it falls and breaks your foot

I wish i owned the Dallas Cowboys

Granted but only one of you may live so you have a fight to the death.

I wish my dog lucky could talk :O

granted but the stuff is self detonating explosives and right when you get home your family's house is blown up.

I wish my cat could talk

wish granted but he becomes super evil and takes over the world

i wish a big house o:

granted but the house is on fire

i wish i had an exploding bomb that blew me and the rest of the world up going off in my hands

wish granted but i become the new #1 player in the world

i wish blaknwyte would read the white text below this message

Granted everytime you hear about those things you must go into hiding becuase a bountry has been placed on your head for 24 hours.

I wish I could break tacoBELL in half with my pinkie toe :O

wish granted but i took the white text away from the prying eyes of n00bs

i wish there was a way to type without touching the keyboard

granted but you can only tipe the words "i'm a fag"

i wish i had superpowers *-*

granted but your only power is to kill your own parents. (pwnt)

i wish that you could not do anything to in any way change this wish, and you also can't do anything that would cause negative effects from this wish.