let's do this xD the structure has to be 5 7 5

This is exciting.
Show me the best you can do.
Just express yourself.

i have a new truck
it will have glasspacks very soon
it will be very loud

when i get glasspacks
i will post a nice video
your ears will be raped

three hundred dollars
is what will be required
it will be worth it

i am a haiku god
you shall never doubt my skills
for i am taco

I commend your skills
However mine are better
They always will be

i'm sangriento
lord of taekkyon matches
potato chips yo...

i am not the black
i will never be the black
i am the the white

"I am the the white?"
Go fix your truck, tacoBELL;
Haiku aren't for you.

says mr. 5 6 5. was too lazy to change it and truck is "fixed" for right now. Just need windshield, fender, bumper, and grille money

bamp;

got drunk with a guy from germany on chatroulette tonight. was expecting dick but got vodka instead. good thing i had a bottle ready

First off, I don't see a 5 6 5 syllable scheme from me.
Secondly, fucking awesome. You've beaten chatroulette. I congratulate you.