Poor turtle =3

Or maybe it was doin' it casually and was surprised when the photographer came over with a camera, it was probably thinking "holy ^%$@ get that camera out of my face!"

That's totally it. The turtle was worried about nudes being on the web. After all, we're all looking at it here aren't we gentlemen. :O anyway, gets my crank excited.

I'm not in this :/

Forget about bigbro.exe ... Try this out. http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=415548

probably taking a few day break, though I'll likely play a few games I won't be arsed to do anything.

:<

Just picked up a copy of mgs 2, should be therapeutic. Found a local game store that will repair old controllers, they even UPGRADE the old n64 ones with a rubber-coated gamecube-like thumbstick. Screw emulators, I want the legitimate experience. Also, on a more upsetting note I found out all my most valuable games were mysteriously missing (sold by a greedy cousin no doubt), including my Ocarina of Time in like new condition and my donkey kong 64 in similar condition, coming out to about 240 dollars worth. Somebody is going to pay for this.

The only reasonable counter is to sell his belongings as well ;d you can start with his car. Good find on the store though.

Sell him. While he's sleeping, drag his bed out of the house, put him on the curb and have a street sale.

Advertise him on Craigslist the previous day, and you'll have lots of weird and unusual people coming to take a look at a potential buy.

Profit.