Fuck culapou, let me in your team, Trick. I'll be sure to get far enough with you

Wanna be "Team Can't-Get-It-Up"?

Sure, sounds awesome

It's settled then.

Team Can't-Get-It-Up is officially in business.

"We're never hard, but we can sure as hell flop our way to victory!"

PM sir, Albus. I'll be away for the rest of the day.

May the best man survive, bro. This team won't last for long. One of us will eventually advance to the next stage (and possibly get an erection).

This sounds way cooler.

We'll stick with this.

"Team Ever Flaccid" ... Kinda has a nice downward-sloping ring to it, eh?

Im not doing the game cause i know imma lose first round

#YOLOcuzIcantgethard

Nobody wants to team with me

My recommendation is to not team up, just as that guy was thinking. It seems to be a good way to instantly filter out the serious people from the people who still trust the rules.
It's a game where they know there will be people all over the place trying all kinds of things. It wouldn't be that stupid to just cut most of them off by giving them false rules.
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I'm tired

Either way, Team Ever Flaccid will be a flexible quasi-team.

Once we notice that all of y'all are right about not teaming up, then the team ceases to exist from that moment forward.