Well I'm the star wide receiver on our varsity basketball team! Like this one time, when I totally spiked the ball in this dude's face and got an epic strike because of it. Then they tried to tackled me, but I was all like "not today, bitch!" And then I countered them and put them in an epic half nelson.
Pwnt.

the big pictogram behind is "Shi" or Death in japanese, then below on the left is me with uke's head, that'd be about all
LOL i love how you made three sports into one. 5 if you consider wwe a sport
congratz! you belt up so fast *-*