Can we keep this one serious please..

God dammit Twilight, you so sexy.

Can I just start a new story that doesn't involve me?

Before time began

Before time began potatoes had legs


quite the interesting pretense

Before time began, potatoes had legs that could do nothing. Everyone wondered

Just adding in that comma,

Before time began, potatoes had legs that could do nothing. Everyone wondered, "wow, potatoes are very, very bizarre". Then everything changed

use quotes when ppl talk pls.

Before time began, potatoes had legs that could do nothing. Everyone wondered, "wow, potatoes are
very, very bizarre". Then everything changed when the fire-nation

Before time began, potatoes had legs that could do nothing. Everyone wondered, "wow, potatoes are
very, very bizarre". Then everything changed when the fire-nation created pie. Afterwards,

Before time began, potatoes had legs that could do nothing. Everyone wondered, "wow, potatoes are
very, very bizarre". Then everything changed when the fire-nation created pie. Afterwards. Only the avatar

Before time began, potatoes had legs that could do nothing. Everyone wondered, "wow, potatoes are
very, very bizarre". Then everything changed when the fire-nation created pie. Afterwards. Only the avatar could make pie and mastered all