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O.O smexing me with a banana?!?!?!? O.o

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
Only cos you'd rather I did it ;)

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
what the hell are you people talking about? :P

use a cucumber for christs sake!

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WTF is that?!?!?!? O.o

I know what it's supposed to be, but it's all like elephant man and stuff!

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
Probably a similar dream to the one we all share, to one day finally stick something terribly disgusting in our mouths, and live to tell about it.
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Must.... Resist.... Temptation... XD

<Erf> SkulFuk: gf just made a toilet sniffing joke at me
<Erf> i think
<Erf> i think i hate you
Damn dude. Thats crazy. Why was he chasing you? I once read about a semi driver who chased and wrecked this car over a stretch of like 100 miles or some shit. It all makes me glad I dont drive :/
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Originally Posted by crimson999 View Post
im fine i had to go to the hosptal for some neck pain but im good heres the story
well i was coming home from work and i saw this truck coming from behind me flashing his brights on another car he cuts into the left emergency lane almost hits the car comes alongside me i look in his direction and he rams my driver side and trys to take off im like "im gonna get this fools plate#" so i try to catch up to him and i get 2 cars behind him and he turns off his lights and slams on his brakes trying to make me hit him he chases me for about 2 miles i try to exit the main highway (I-25 SB) to another highway (I-225 EB) he cuts across 6 lanes of traffic to catch me and gets behind me he bumps my car once and i almost spinout he backs up about 6 cars then comes at me, now im going 55 when he hit me and you can see how crumpled my trunk is so he hit me going probably 100 i roll into I-225 he rams the passenger side of my car he then trys to get away from me but i want this fools plate# so i follow him hes all over the road and he slows down and hits me again trying to stop my car he trys to go from I-225 to parker road he turns WB onto parker road and i follow after going through some parking lots he goes into a daycare lot i follow thinking he went into an ally or something but the lot dead ends i turn the corner and hes almost aiming at me he sideswipes the front of my car and his rearend fishtailed a bit so hes almost aiming straight at me he trys to ram my car again so i jump out to get away he aims at me so i kinda play matador with this psycho i practice with my nunchaku at work often so i had them in my back pocket i pull them out just in case he comes out swinging he drives straight at me and i sidestep his truck and swing the chux at his windsheild with a backhand and shatter his windsheild and he speeds off this whole time he never looks at me or says one word

i never got his plate

but he hit me so hard the first time it stamped on my bumper

if i see this motherfu^$#@ again you bet youre a$$ im gonna get some payback


HOOOOOLLLYYY SHHIT. Im glad to hear you arent injured to bad. How the fuck do people who do that shit manage to function on a day to day basis? Seriously, how do they avoid arrest, death, or being thrown into a nut house? Crazy shit man.

Can I get some Thunder Cats in this org of yours?
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