Because Smite is master race.

Ew. It's... THAT guy...

Not really. I don't know.

I pretty much wake up, eat, exercise, play games, sleep, and repeat.

You only eat once a day? What are you, 35 lbs?


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I'm actually pretty hefty. I've just got some pretty bad thyroid problems.

Breathing is for the weak.

No, the game shoudlnt be nerfed just because it's for pros only.

Thinking that you might break your neck is what will end up breaking your neck. You have to be 100% confident in your abilities while also acknowledging your limits.

I really want to ruin this conversation with something like "I've been masturbating heavily, and it is fun until the fourth time, then it's just painful." But because I love you, I wont do it. Oh wait...


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