Tell me more. ;o

I came back alive. There was a baby that was spitting on people. A clown baby.

Well guys I have broken my leg and it took me fucking 5 hours waiting in the hospital to find this out :{{{ rip guys warrior is ded

no pls no don't be ded. pls.

Warrior pls. ily.
What the fuck happened anyway?

I was trying to rek sum kids in basketball when all of a sudden my leg decides to give out on me while me and some other nerd jumped for the ball... We both fell on the ground and he landed on my leg :[ and what do you know my leg got broken. I tried to get up and shake it off like a real black man would but I couldn't get up so my friends helped me walk to the office where I went to the hospital got ex-rayed n shit and now I'm dead.

That moment when you try to be a man and your body is like "uh no, sit the fuck down bitch."

broke my ankles from being retarded on a playground once.

I've never broken a bone before. I hyperextended my knee when I was playing football and it still bothers me now, after multiple months, even though my X-ray was fine. I could barely walk for a little while. Probably because I tried to keep playing.

Manmode. We seem to do that a lot.

It's a habit going ham when you hurt yourself.

Thumb turned too much over because it got hit by a football.

Both bones on right hand shattered (Between wrist and elbow) while snowboarding.
Two and a half months later same bones broke again.
That wans't fun to see my hand have 90 Degrees turn where it shouldn't have one...

Broke ankle on a way home from a bar... -_-

Broke other ankle too.

Wrist... Twice.

And happy valentines day.

Oh zap you make me so wet with your battle wounds.


-never broke a bone ever.

I was cock blocked before if that counts