Amen praise the loord!

Still have to wait two and a half hours until i have a chance to see a doctor.

Congrats on 2000 posts Zap.

It's weird how I've never been very sick before. I'll get a really minor cold but that's about it.

Once my mom was so sick she shit my pants

Unbelievable :/

Believable

Finally got medicine for my eyes.
Its fucking annoying to put in because its texture isn't like really fluid.
Its sticky shit.

Feels like puttin semen in your eye...

I'm sure Osiris has experience with getting strange sticky fluids in his eyes, I'd suggest talking to him if you begin to develop new symptoms.

been there done that

Lets be clear that the substance was yogurt! Not semen :/

Don't lie Osiris.