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Did you hear that, Сталин? I'll eat your Красная Армия if you will not shut your ass gates!
Водка, балалайка! Why are you so brazen, huh? It's not Zero. It's медведь T! G! S! mmkay? So shove your ambitions in your Ленин гриб and don't make us angry, говноед!

Beware of Hug, He is Russian and will bite you.

YOU'D BETTER
HUH

I'll murder your government.
I'm not russian.

He's from the glorious country of Kazakhstan.

ОХУЕЛ!?
I'm not from Kazakhstan!

yeah you are

I'M! FROM! UKRAINE! YOU'D BETTER NOTICE THAT! СТАЛИН! ВОДКА!

I've heard Spanglish before, but never Russlish.