What the FAQ are we doing over there?! Russia is defending there personal territory from riots? We live halfway across the world. We're scared about nukes... Look up there actually blast radius.

America is mad at Ukraine because they found "Russian uniforms" I the Ukrainian soldiers. We'll guess what country Ukraine used to be part of?! Yeah that's right, Russia.

Ukraine and Ukraine government: we're all good, no Russians here.

America: They have Russian uniforms!!!

Ukraine: yeah, we used to be part of Russia and the let us use there old uniforms.

America: Lies! Get out of Ukraine!

Ukraine (whatever head of country) actually said: no Russians here

America: Your just scared of them! We know it! Get out of Ukraine Russians or we will use force.

Meanwhile America is shooting Ukraine for no reason...

Germany: oops. Sorry Russia

America: die Russians!!! (In Ukraine...)

America: OH NO!!! SHOE BOMBER IN UKRAINE! (No more shoes on US airplains...)

Airport in Ukraine...

Guard: what's in the bag?

Person: Gernades.

Guard: ok.

Who the fuck would go on a plain to blow themselves up? There's only like 8000 actual terrorists.

Smart person: why don't we shoot the pilot in air?? So much smarter. People arnt like that.


America has this problem where every problem is there's to solve. What proem is this? We get so worked up over nothing. Russia is not at war with Ukraine.


America: We force you to be free you little bitch! Stop hiding from Russians!

Ukraine: uhhh were not Russian ._.

America: You could have been free, but noooo. You get to die bitch.

The end. Post your replies.

...so is this going in Hall of Shame yet or what?