Woot. I've just watched the newest Spider-Man movie. Electro has the coolest male voice.

I don't think I'd survive the fall.

Hey sorry, I've been pretty dead lately. I got the flue on thursday and have been drifting in and out of conscience for 4 days now, but now I'm feeling pretty good and will be back shortly

Too beautiful.

/me doesn't survive it.

Not really.

Shots fired.

Calling all cars.

Well what can I say. See you.

Of all the places to say that Obey sucks ...

You chose Obey's chat thread.

I'm expecting a massacre.

Yeah, feel free to hang around some until someone thinks that's a bad idea.

His brown-nosing gave you a boner, didn't it?