One day, Rick, one day the heavens will shine light upon this age old question.

:o ferras .. i .. ty
I <3 you

are those dildos?

yes.

I can't wait to grease one of those bad boys up and feel it's gnomely girth deep within me.

do they vibrate...?

Are they water absorbent?

fucking sexy dicks right there.

Skin the color of bark,

CLOTHES SMELLIN LIKE TREES
DIGGIN MY EARTH, FIND MY ROOTS AND GREENS