Smite is a brilliant game. You're all just terrible people.

I'm not a terrible person, you're just mainstream.

*Incoming hipster statement* I've been playing Smite since closed beta, so, no, I'm not being mainstream in this scenario. Same with WildStar and Warframe.

You're all just angry at yourselves for being so gosh darn bad.

Nobody knows me. I'm a shadow. A mystery. One that will ne'er be solved.

*majestically flies into the sunset*

You're just jealous because you cant, Bratley.

It doesnt sound homosexual. Are you saying everything that flies majestically into a sunset is homosexual? Children are so rotten these days. Also, you still havent played Smite with me, HLM.

Ugh. You're such a dumbhead.

I blame Obama. Because legitimate reasoning and stuff.

He does have that effect on people.


Your mind is a beautiful thing.


Anyway, dropped by to check on you guys (I honestly don't know why I even care).