When people ask me "what?" after I said something. I repeat it back with the exact same tone of voice and the exact same wording.
"Shh, notebook, we are alone now...let me caress your soft, soft screen. Mhhhmmm."
I used to only eat spaghetti with chocolate cookie crushed in to it. But I was told that was uber weird so I quit doing it.
I wake up at 4pm. Go to sleep at 9am.