Have you ever lost a game in Toribash? Do you want to lose another one? Of course not!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you a head that will scare your opponents away from pure intimidation.
THE INTIMIDATING BLACK MAN
Watermarked Flat
I made this head for the sole purpose of eliminating a big factor in Toribash: Losing Games!
You may be able to blame your skill, but according to a study recently conducted by the Swiss Government, it is definitely your appearance that is the deciding factor! The key is to instill fear and nervousness inside your opponent, which theoretically will have them panic during the match with an 85% chance of a miss-click!
Nothing is more spine-chilling with the detail made possible by the dimensions of 512x512 pixels. For this head, no recolors will be made because that can drastically affect the reactions of the opponent. The colors were carefully chosen by a multitude of professional paintersfor maximum spookyness.
I will place the starting offer of this head at an affordable price of 1,000 ToriCredits, with only ToriCredits being accepted.
Thank you for your time and good luck, future victor!
Last edited by Moonshake; Sep 14, 2014 at 09:14 PM.
If this matter with elvis goes unresolved, I'd like to point out that Pheature is currently in the lead with 16k. (just to clear up possible confusion)
I'd like to congratulate the man who will never lose another game again - Pheature!
PS: HE'S GOING TO BE VERY INTIMIDATING
Last edited by Moonshake; Sep 15, 2014 at 02:56 AM.
<[Obey]Quest> yall needa tap into my telegram on gad