Originally Posted by Pair

O shit i just created an important topic. wtf is wrong with me?
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If cats are afraid of water... Why does pussy get so wet?
Because they get in the water.

If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?
No; it's too mainstream. They'd probably just make over-sized doorframes.

If the world is a sphere... Is ball really life?
Yes.

If we feel butterflies in our stomach... Do butterflies feel humans in their stomach?
No.

Why is it called a building... if it's already built?
Because the human-race is idiotic.

If you're waiting for the waiter... aren't you the waiter?
No, I am not waiting for the waiter, but instead I am biding my time until the waiter arrives.

If we have Watermelon... why don't we have Firemelon, Earthmelon, and Airmelon?
Because if we ate earthmelon, it'd be disgusting. It's dirt. If we had firemelon, it'd burn us. If we had airmelon, it wouldn't fill us up.