I dunno, have you ever tried drinking 2 bottles of green fairy, half a bottle of OP rum and 3 shots of vodka, and tell me coherence is still a real thing that people do, m80. At times like that trying not to die becomes a great past time

Shits me to tears when people say what you just said. I will literally buy you that amount of alcohol just to watch you flop around like a fish .

Too many times have I hear 15-16 year old's say 'I still haven't found my limit' 'what even is a limit, I can drink forever' or some shit along the lines.

Green Fairy 700ml, 60% x2 700ml OP Rum, 86%, Vodka, well that was just icing on the cake.

You'd weigh what, about 50kg? And you're about 16? Featured below is the place you'd be on the drunk scale

Onset of coma, and possible death due to respiratory arrest. Complete unconsciousness. Depressed or abolished reflexes. Subnormal body temperature. Incontinence. Impairment of circulation and respiration

I say again, not dying becomes a fun past time.

I'm still trying to figure out why people find this enjoyable, lol.

I was being facetious haha, you don't realize you're going to be rekt until you're there.

The alcohol be like:
'Cmon you fggt I'v seen you drink twice this much, more wont hurt'
'Dont be a girl, you can drink that bottle in a heart beat, do it'

Nek minnut, there we are pretty much suffering from paraplegia and dysarthria.

How about we all tattoo our butts in honor of Granby?

tits

You people scare me.

Tits aren't scary. Breasts are the most peaceful things on earth.

You got it all wrong, World. Pretty sure they almost exterminated the jews.

Death by suffocation in the motorboat chambers.

Best way to go out, hands down.