I was under the assumption that all forms of music had been wiped out by now.

Rap is the type of music that I hate the most.

Wiz Khalifa 4 lyfe
Also Justin Bieber
And Skippy from Starfox.

they all sound the same.

What the literal hell.


Speaking of music:

Don't ever tell me what kind of thanksgiving I should have. Also, any plans for the holiday season?

I'm ordering red and white dildos and giving them away at an abortion clinic. Nothing is better than pleasuring yourself on Christmas Eve with the tears of your terrible sex life. Not that I'd know or anything.

Every clinic. The dildos will be sized to each hole based on tightness to ensure enjoyment. 2 per person.

I lift the planet mate.

I don't lift food. I just tell it to get in my tummy and it does.

Sorry you have to be Jesus and there can only be one at a time.