RIP Clan, sorry guys, clan is dead. gg. bye bye clan
~as you can tell, I'm fucking lying.
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Originally Posted by
Grohenbird
I'm bad at League. Please teach.
1. Play Riven or Katarina.
2. Spam buttons.
3. Get into Challenger.
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Originally Posted by
protonitron
^Who's this joker? :P
And Gibrsen: making fun of Skylar is just friendly banter, he knows not to take it seriously, there is no need to bring self harm or depression into this. Jokes about Skylar are lighthearted and references to self-harm do not belong with such a topic, such things should only be talked about seriously because they are serious issues.
Oh and panda: I added that part of the clan page, why are you quoting it as kookoo's R U cray cray?
Btw, I have spent some time trying to tidy up the clan page a little (the links look nicer now and stuff), I wanted to check whether me doing stuff like this without permission is ok or whether I need to ask kookoo before changing stuff.
you need a permit in order to ask me for permission.
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Now, a song for the hated Skylar
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Skylar got big booties
Skylar got swag
But that swag
Got nuthin' on him
Skylar is gay
His big booties pop
He so poor
Fuck him and his lore
Why am I turning this into a poem
Maybe we wrote too many poems
Stop Skylar before its too late
Oh wait
It's already too late
Shit
Also, look at the new clan page!!!
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also, proto. if u wanna fix the clan page. here ya go
Story[/CENTER]
During the time of the ancient dinosaurians (dinosaur people), Phoenixes were idolized and known to be the gods of their time. They worshipped the Phoenixes for a very long time. When people tried to stand against the Phoenix gods, they were immediately killed and served as sacrifices to the Phoenix gods.
Phoenixes had red and yellow feathers. They shined extremely bright and blinded anyone they wished. The Phoenixes could control how bright their feathers would shine. They had extreme wisdom and knew how the world worked. The god of all the Phoenixes' name is Ko'lar. Ko'lar was the wise, old Phoenix. He told the Phoenixes what to do and how to complete their tasks.
The Real Story:
When the Phoenixes lived for a reasonable amount of time. happened and the people who stood against the Phoenix started hunting the Phoenixes. They hunted for many years until the normal Dinosaurians noticed that the Phoenix population was dropping and the Phoenixes were angered. The Dinosaurians tried to calm them down, but that did not work. They also tried finding the Dinosaurians that were standing against the Phoenixes, but they were hidden well. The Dinosaurians that were hunting the Phoenixes named their group,"The Pokaluhs." The Pokaluhs hunted most of the Phoenixes until ten were left. The ten that were left were Ko'lar and his advisors. Ko'lar's advisors started to fire back at the hunters and killed many of them. But, there were too many Pokaluhs and all of the advisors were killed. Ko'lar knew he did not have a chance, and if he died, the Phoenix race will be gone forever. So, Ko'lar imploded and destroyed all the bad things around him in a large radius. The only thing that was left of him was the feathers from his body. The feathers spread extremely far and they had to come together and make Ko'lar again.
Purpose
This Clan will help gather all the feathers and join together into making the Phoenixes. We will help each other in any way we can and we will not disrespect each other.
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Last edited by Kookoo11; Dec 8, 2014 at 05:02 AM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
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