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Originally Posted by protonitron View Post
It probably wouldn't fall off, although you would most likely be in serious risk of major muscle death in that region. What I find most worrying is that we apparently have a stroke whenever we jerk our gherkins.

is this like a slight chance to have a stroke or literally everytime we do it we have a miniature stroke?
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Originally Posted by protonitron View Post
Neither. Since evidence implies that we do in fact have enough blood to maintain a supy both to the penis and the brain simultaneously you need not worry about having a stroke next time you mash your banger.

So it's NOT natural that I get lightheaded while jacking off for 30 minutes?
Woooooooow Grophen! You foul mouth! do you kiss your mother with those lips? Think of the children's eyes, I'm the children, me.
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I am frickin 11! So insensitive.
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Scared for life.
Last edited by gibrsen; Dec 14, 2014 at 12:18 AM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Originally Posted by Grohenbird View Post
So it's NOT natural that I get lightheaded while jacking off for 30 minutes?

I'm pretty sure your body isn't being given enough oxygen to do.... exercises with (it usually happens when your heart rate increases and you begin to struggle breathing).
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Yes, I kiss my mouth with that mother. And WHO BREATHS WHEN THEY EXERCISE? That's the fastest way to build muscle right? You easy-mode plebians are weird.
Originally Posted by Grohenbird View Post
Yes, I kiss my mouth with that mother. And WHO BREATHS WHEN THEY EXERCISE? That's the fastest way to build muscle right? You easy-mode plebians are weird.

Well there are two types of exercises. One where you breathe frequently the other when you exercise with the intention of getting out of breath.

Neither are better as they both have downsides. Anaerobic ('hardly breathing' exercises) can cause you to pass our or if you do it for an unhealthy amount of time you can damage your heart. Aerobic is more of a relaxed form of exercises, they're usually slower than anaerobic exercises but a lot more safe.
For example sprinting for long distances is anaerobic (I don't mean jogging, like literally sprinting for a long time) and lifting weights can be considered aerobic.

This also goes on to the 'exercises' you do grohen.
Last edited by RedPanda; Dec 14, 2014 at 11:30 AM.
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
Could we please sadistically kill grohenbird?
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Sinisterly*
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Gibs, don't look that up
Last edited by Kookoo11; Dec 14, 2014 at 03:58 PM. Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
RedPanda won't fuck his dog