Toribash
Original Post
Request a replay (holla holla get dolla)



Due to recent complications I need to get distracted from life for a while
so this is how this will go down:

Y'all post ideas/requests for one or more replays you want to see made in Toribash.
At the end of the week (sunday fyi) I will post my take on the idea that I liked the most.

RULES
Suggestions must be fairly elaborate
(Ex, I want to see a giant statue of Nic Cage smile in the background while Tori fights a pack of angry bees)

You don't have to be very serious, but keep in mind that what you suggest must be possible in Toribash, a lot is, but no water physics and stuff, sorry I'm not Nuthug.

Don't try to be cheeky

Minimum one suggestion per post, even if you just have a question
No max limit

No extremely offensive suggestions, common sense applies, as per usual

RULES FOR ME


I must use every resource I have to make the best suggestion come to life in Toribash, that includes modding, hacking and so on. Keep in mind that I am not a god though.

I must bust my ass off to make this happen, even if my favorite suggestion is silly as fuck, which it might be, don't assume it will be though, I'm still a little serious. Yes

Replay must be done and posted before Monday hits Sweden (GMT+1)

Shall I fail to follow my own rules, I will stream myself dancing naked to nightcore with my door wide open and my father home, post offensive stuff until I have to be permabanned and send 35.000 TC to everyone who posted a suggestion (i probably can't afford that lel)


PRIZES
1st place 5.000-20.000 TC, depending on how ridicilously awesome your suggestion was.

2nd place single word chosen by you placed alone in my signature with a hotlink leading to webpage of your choosing (has to be according to forum rules :c ) until I do this again or until 2016.


Bad jokes aside this is a serious event, doing this for my mental health, serious suggestions very welcome, as well as silly.


Easiest event of 2015 don't be shy


I give u a simple and nice madman idea: first u start with a split, then dm the part of uke legs (let the legs 1 with 1) then rip his chest and his arms (same like the legs) and then do a decap with or w/o a skeet.
how about a replay where tori has to build uke with gambling?

make 3 giant cups with the help of modding. break all of uke's joints with magic, and place them somewhere. then, pick three of uke's bodyparts and put them under the upside down cups, and scramble them (but show them to tori before scrambling). tori then has to pick a cup and guess which bodypart is under it, his objective being to rebuild uke correctly. for example, tori goes /em "I bet the head is under the cup in the middle", but he is mistaken and it is actually the foot that is under that cup. then, following tori's bad choice, the foot flies to the position where the head should be. then, introduce another different bodypart and put it under the empty cup, and scramble it again. in the end, you could have uke be a mess of joints and bodyparts in the wrong locations. you should make him wave and say hi, and have tori be somewhat horrified lel

or another idea, something similar to what i described above, but tori has to fight uke afterwards. so he would be attempting to intentionally pick the wrong bodyparts (in order to build a malfunctioning uke) but accidentally picks the right ones (or picks the wrong ones, but happens to create a really strong uke by accident)

and then fight him and stuff
oh yeah
Get uke entirely dm'd. Then start by putting his feet down, then the shins, then the knee joint, and go upwards till arms and the body(pretty much rebuild him, use jedi force to get body parts in place btw), Then start juggling his head like a footbal and launch it uppwards and get it to land on it's place on uke. then get uke to say ''wtf just happend''
And then roundhouse kick his chest and hack so he flies fuckface far away into a wall and make him just disolve and then make tori start flying towards ukes head or jump, just get to uke's head and pick it up and launch it backwards, then teleport and kick it forward into a basketball hoop wich you will make, Then the replay ends c:


Sorry if my english is ballsack at moments, Still hungover from new years party xd
Last edited by Xioi; Jan 1, 2015 at 03:55 PM.

Retired
Originally Posted by pusga View Post
how about a replay where tori has to build uke with gambling?

make 3 giant cups with the help of modding. break all of uke's joints with magic, and place them somewhere. then, pick three of uke's bodyparts and put them under the upside down cups, and scramble them (but show them to tori before scrambling). tori then has to pick a cup and guess which bodypart is under it, his objective being to rebuild uke correctly. for example, tori goes /em "I bet the head is under the cup in the middle", but he is mistaken and it is actually the foot that is under that cup. then, following tori's bad choice, the foot flies to the position where the head should be. then, introduce another different bodypart and put it under the empty cup, and scramble it again. in the end, you could have uke be a mess of joints and bodyparts in the wrong locations. you should make him wave and say hi, and have tori be somewhat horrified lel

or another idea, something similar to what i described above, but tori has to fight uke afterwards. so he would be attempting to intentionally pick the wrong bodyparts (in order to build a malfunctioning uke) but accidentally picks the right ones (or picks the wrong ones, but happens to create a really strong uke by accident)

and then fight him and stuff

Originally Posted by Xioi View Post
Get uke entirely dm'd. Then start by putting his feet down, then the shins, then the knee joint, and go upwards till arms and the body(pretty much rebuild him, use jedi force to get body parts in place btw), Then start juggling his head like a footbal and launch it uppwards and get it to land on it's place on uke. then get uke to say ''wtf just happend''
And then roundhouse kick his chest and hack so he flies fuckface far away into a wall and make him just disolve and then make tori start flying towards ukes head or jump, just get to uke's head and pick it up and launch it backwards, then teleport and kick it forward into a basketball hoop wich you will make, Then the replay ends c:

If I could do any of these, I would be so happy.
Might attempt Xioi's though, but probably won't get far.
More!
Ok, so do this in torisex.tbm

What you have to do is jump behind uke, and act like you are gonna punch him...
MISS THE PUNCH, GRAB IS BOOBS, AND MOTORBOAT HIS RUBBERHOLE.
*make sure to dm something with the penis*

use "jediforce" do have him completely dm by the end of the replay, and at the end, have him say, "Guilty pleasure..."
Last edited by Kris; Jan 2, 2015 at 03:44 AM.
You guys are giving him extreme ideas like you want him to be banned

Anyways, make a self spar where you fight multiple ukes, by teleporting uke everytime you ko him. And I want one part where you fight 2 at once, ill give an example:
Uke1 punches and you block
Teleport uke behind you to make him uke2
Uke2 kicks and you dodge
Tele back to uke1
You kick uke1
Tele to uke2
You punch him and he blocks
Etc etc keep going till they all get koed
Parkour like you've never seen before:
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=423045
Originally Posted by azzeffir23 View Post
You know he this game doesn't support fights with more than 2 toris no?

I never said to make more than 2 players?
I said to teleport uke after he gets koed as if it's a different enemy
over and over again
= a fight with multiple peeps.
Last edited by xlr84life; Jan 2, 2015 at 04:48 PM.
Parkour like you've never seen before:
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=423045