This thread is to express the most unluckiest thing that has ever happened to you.


What sparked this thread is a curious, and most unlucky event that happened to my friend, Patriotz, today.

Patriotz and I were riding bikes around on my street. He gets a text message on his phone, and natuarlly, goes to check it. By the time he's finished, we reach an intersection, with an oncoming car. In a hurry, he swerves to the middle of the road, and hastily stuffed his phone into his pocket, yet it did not go in all the way. Itwas only halfway in when he went to peddle again, thats when the phone bounced out of his pocket, and kept bouncing from the middle of the street to the curb, where to his unforutunate surprise, lay a sewer drain. So the phone was never to be found again, but upon calling it realized that it still worked.


Well, the most Unlucky thing that I can recall happening to me would be when I was finished taking a "crap", and once I flushed.....bad things happened, and the bathroom will forever be remembered by my parents as "The Brown Room."

Looking forward to seeing other peoples unluckyness.

I dunno, probably that time where i had placed a dumbbell on a half-meter high table, and it rolled down. First time, it barely missed my foot, and i was like, "HOLY SHIT, IT ALMOST HIT ME! D:", and when i place it on the table again, it rolled down again, and smashed down right on my big toe. That got me a limp for about a month, and a new toenail. Also two weeks free from school.
But the cold hard fact is that it hurt like (bleep)ing hell, and my toe is still slightly deformed to this day.

Heres another unlucky/idiotic moment. I was rocking in a plastic chair that was about 1 foot off the ground, and was probably meant for 4 year olds. I was rocking next to a table when all of a sudden, one of the plastic legs gave way and I smashed my eyebrow bone on the corner of the table. I ended up with at least 10 stitches.

Would it be called unlucky when I snapped my knee in half skating? Well not only did I snap it in half, I managed to twist it through 180 degrees and knocked it out badly - so my foot was under my chin pointing the wrong way.

Yes it hurt!

I spent 6 months with a cast from my nads to my ankle, and ended up with a pair of crutches for my troubles. Thankfully my Physio was ace & I can (kinda) walk unaided so long as I don't push things too hard, I can even run on a good day.

Ima go with the pedophile one.

Wow, I'd really hate to see some of you guys in person.

There was also this one time where i was out on a small, frozen pond, with ice thick enough to carry me, my brother and my father at the same time, without cracking. So we made a slippery lane which we would run at and slide to the other end of it... But at some point when i tried, i lost balance, slid on one foot, and inevitably slipped and fell in the best Goofy manner you can imagine. I landed on my back so hard that cracks radiated out from where i hit the ice. Strangely enough, it didn't really hurt that much, and i didn't get injured. And i did, of course, continue sliding around.

To this day, i have yet to break a bone.

Giantz has broken a total of 0 bones.

I haven't even been in a life threantening accident...yet.

Once about half a year ago or so..

I was riding my uncles nice blue bike.. I had no helmet on which my dad hates and he always tells me to put a helmet on.. but I didn't.. So anyway I continue to ride like normal.. try to pop some wheelies and riding them like 100 feet or so. So I successfully did one... I come back for the next and I when I landed my handlebars where twisted so I flew a couple feet and cracked a few teeth and split my chin open and I could see the bone..
8 stitches.. I still have a red mark from it.