Thought it'd be nice to have a place were we could post funny/cool/exciting stuff that happens in IRC.

I'll kick us off with an important message from Redundant;

[06:33] <ego> I shaved my balls everyone
[06:33] <ego> congratulate me

Congrats.

The story developed

<ego> Turns out I shaved my balls for nothing
<ego> fukn cunt calling fukn date off fuck
<ego> uifdranetduirane

I don't think enough people have congratulated him..

I feel bad for you ego. Poor man won't have no gurl to see his majestic shaved balls.

Isn't it nerve-racking? Taking a razor to your balls? One slip...

I've only ever trimmed my balls with scissors.

'The Bloodballers' sounds like an alright band name..

It's just about getting Snake to realise he's gotta act respectfully in the discussion board. Look at Pig, he's even gotten the message now.

[08:17] <@ego> The only stand-up comedian I like is Carlin.

Oh rly? Louis CK, Jimmy Carr and Gervais aren't edgy enough?

<Locus> Hey everyone.
<ego> WHO ARE YOU
<Locus> ;)
<Locus> Want to take a few guesses?
<ego> idk
<ego> my guess is a dumb person
<ego> because in German it's an archaic word for shitter
<Locus> Ouch.
<ego> owned
<Locus> Is it actually?
<ego> yep
<ego> and I will make calling you that a trend
<Locus> That's depressing, maybe I should've done moreresearch before changing my name.
<ego> HEHEHEHEEH
<Locus> Ah, fuck it I don't really care.
<ego> ok cool shitter
<Locus> It's still better than my old one.
<ego> what was your old one


Someone go find out who that guy is. Everyone follow him around and call him shitter.
8\

Gold.

[08:48] <Snor> the only problem the US has is the god damn niggers and mexicans
[08:48] <@ego> the us are basically the good force against the muslim world
[08:48] <@ego> the muslims want to reinstate the middleages
[08:48] <Snor> if they all died the US would be peaceful and rich as fuck and they would bring us world peace
[08:48] <Chuck> yes i agree
[08:48] <@ego> when iran gets a nuclear weapon they will drop it on the jews instantly
[08:48] <@ego> and we need to help the jews