Originally Posted by qukslice

Well, here I am again. Reposting an app that I fucking closed the tab on by accident. Take 2 staring in 3...2...1
Hello and welcome to my overly long (I hope) and intrusive app of the life of Qukslice. Be ready for eye raping.
A little bit about me
The Real Me
My real life name is actually Gabriel. I'm trying to play sports (There are so many outright horrible people on every sport I try. The one that was even a bit successful had absolute dicks for players. Like seriously, It's worse than the LoL community.) and become more physically active. I tried to no avail but alas, my jelly arms are not mean't for lifting 5 pound weights. I currently live in the state of massachusetts giving me the gmt of -5 (Excluding DST time which is from Sunday, March 8 and ends at 2:00 AM on Sunday, November 1. This makes my gmt -4). I'm eleven (Everybody thinks i'm immature. I can assure you I am not immature. Just ask Hydra. Plus, I've been in Nitro for almost 6 months now.) and I live with my Mother, Stepfather, Grandmother, and my 2 year old brother Lucas.
My In-Game Me
I play many games like Toribash, Terraria, The Binding of Isaac, LoL, Civ 5, and when I can spend some more money, I'll buy games. I'm over all "fair" player when it comes to all my games. I don't glitch, cheat, or anything of the sort. I try to stand clear of dick moves and tactics. That especially applies to Toribash. While I don't think lifting and/or shoveling is not "fair", I don't like to be called a dick when it comes to lifts. Anyway, I'll talk about my Toribash "career" now. I started in August 2013 when NerdCubed posted a toribash video about the Standalone (Which was the only version at the time). From there, I became completely addicted. It replaced the need to play AoE Online which had been shut down a year before. Ah, how I loved AoE. But, that's not the topic. I played constantly, making it to new belts faster than you could read this paragraph right now. At around 8th, I stopped playing as I had become too good. At that point, I was already in Nitro and was instrumental in grabbing First from Obey, rolling put the wars like Hitler. We had it for a bit but my legacy did not go on and before long Wapow took the lead.
What I think I Can Bring to The Table and Vice-Versa
I'm hoping I can bring new tactics, ideas, and an overall light hearted vibe to TA. I have played Ocean, Hydra, And Error many times. I wasalso in that recruitment server taht you guys held like a week back. I would've had my app up then but misclicking the x button on a tab doesn't help me :/.Anyway, I'm hoping that you guys can help me realize my hidden power. It's like i'm only a little pichu and I need a trainer to teach me surf. Only one person can do it and that's my old buddies at TA.
And now, misc stuff
My skype name is slicequk if anybody wants to add me to a group or something.
I don't like racist jokes. They offend me in a whole matter of ways.
The fish in my aquarium constantly have children. Like seriously, I found some new ones today.
I just moved to a bigger apartment. My arms and back are so sore that I feel like an elephant is constantly having diarrhea on top of my head.
I'm having my final exams tomorrow.
And now that your eyes have now skimmed through the wall of text you saw before you. You may now look through replays.
(No parentheses were hurt in the making of this application. If you have any questions, please send a personal message to qukslice. All owners have full rights and blah blah blah blah blah. Thanks for reading my app and I hope you enjoy!)