Welcome to this fun yet random game!
Even if your not from tl;dr your still welcome to post here!

Rules
Each person adds three words to the story and please write things that make some sort of decent sense.

Punctuation marks do not count as words.

Each post should include the previous story posts and add three of
your own words in Bold Print. For example "There once was a man Who ate pie."

Please! For the love of god don't say something like "Cat cup women" Because you can't say something after that.
Posts that I consider just plain up stupid will not be considered in the story.

First story(failed attempt)
The man, wet soaked in shit and jizz, killed and trilled. He was shocked when he saw a fat ass concealing his dick. Which wasn't difficult. The difficult part was when he fought a horse.

I fully expect our story to have proper grammar.

The man, wet and soaked in shit and jizz,

The man, wet and soaked in shit and jizz, killed and trilled

The man, wet soaked in shit and jizz, killed and trilled. He was shocked when he saw a fat ass

Well, 'trilled' fucked it up. Then Nick left out 'and' and it's ruined. Good effort guys.

It's ruined. You'd be kicking a dead horse.

If horses were more flexible, I bet they'd be great muay thai fighters.

The man, wet soaked in shit and jizz, killed and trilled. He was shocked when he saw a fat ass concealing his dick. Which wasn't difficult. The difficult part was when he fought a horse.

The end.

Okay we're starting a new one! Please for the love of nutella make some sense people!

There once was

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved.

Remember people semi-intelligent ;)