please do not eat a sandwich that someone else has eaten off of
this is wrong, really wrong

hm, interesting point.
Want my sandwich?

the fuck

i ate two chicken sandwiches today and not a single one was second-handed

i'd stick my dick in it

to any sandwich that gets second-handed

care to be touched by an angel

hi i'm Packed Neatly

himym sucks and i've never seen it
i ate a chicken sandwich at school today
my friend karate chopped it but it i consumed it and took it's lifeforce anyway

i seconded

my friend bailey wanted some of my sammich at lunch today
i was like no u bitch so i ate most of it and then i was like full or whatever
so i gave it to her and she seconded
gross