There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies.

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny.

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies"

Zelda I just wanted to tell you that "He commanded." is only two words :v but we'll let that slide.

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all

Understood Ele changing my post now ;)

Edit: Ninjad

No see, we've already explained what God commanded. There ought to be a full stop after 'commanded'. Followed by a graphic description of scene, perhaps.

There once was a horse named Jeffery, that loved life, laughter and fun. But one day, things went badly so he fucked you all. The next day he continued fucking. Never again shall Jeffery not fuck, as fucking was really quite enjoyable. In fact, the fucking was so fucking intense that he made thousands of mutant sperm. The mutant sperm went inside of everything he touched, which resulted in multiple unplanned pregnancies. Meanwhile, the President was looking for a good time.... Jeffery fucked him. The president moaned so loudly that all of America got severely obese. Then all of the unearthly, brain-dead aliens from the land of ass came to Earth and fucked Jeffery. His seed spread, enpregnating extraterrestrial males with horse babies. At this moment God looked down and became horny. "Let there be interspecies horse orgies" he commanded. And so all donkeys, horses, zebras And all the