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Clen Org (sorry for bad english)
Sorry for bad english(WE ARE NOT TRYING TO BE A CLAN)
The point of this Organization is replay making and art. We make replays in a way that is artistic.
STORY:Once upon a time, in the far away mountains of Yore, lived a grey otter, a white wolf and a banana ferret. Now if you looked closely you could see that they were all very good friends. The way you could see if two people were very good friends was by looking under their belly fat and seeing whose name was written there. Okay, enough with that, look over here please children. As you'll see very soon, in this relationship, each had a different name written in their fat bellies belly fat. Wolf had banana ferret, otter had wolf, and banana ferret had otter. You'd think that they'd all know this by now but they didn't, yet they all hated each other without knowing it. So in their sleep, yes children, animals sleep. Let me continue please. In their sleep the animals conspired, oh and how they conspired against each other. But most of all it was the linked ones that conspired the most against each other. Wolf dreamt of slowly unpealing banana ferret's juicy peel and then slowly eating the inside of his... Oh I forgot you were here children, (sorry for bad english) sometimes I wonder off into my imagination of pealing and unpealing, can't say I'm sorry. Okay so, on with the story. Otter would dream of slowly licking wolf's fur, then shaving it, then slowly eating it, fried! Banana ferret however, would dream of greasing otter, not that he wasn't greasy enough, and then he'd dip otter in boiling hot oil whilst otter screamed in agony, oh how fun it was. Coming to the next part, the thing that created this Org Clan, was the orgies after the dreams. Oh how wonderful those orgies were, they were so wonderful that I'll stop talking about them. It was around this time, in 1000 BR (Before Rune), that they found out about their dreams. Weirdly enough by pocking sticks at each other in weird places at weird times. Then coating themselves in black zebras with white stripes. I don't even understand how that ended up working, but it did and they soon remembered their dreams and everybody elses. They got mad, and happy, and sad, and joyful, and depressed, and obnoxious, and shoddy, and miracles happened by coating runes on glimpsed figures. I'm sorry children that this is getting out of hand but it's really the story! So each one of the animal hybrids did different stuff. Wolf did parkour, banana ferret did tricking and otter would just sit there and hit shit in the head (ukebashing). After doing all these things they somehow recorded them and called them replays, no children, not re-playing, that's stupid. With these "replays" they would do art, stupid art yes, but isn't all art stupid? The answer is yes. Tuck Foribash art thread. These animals became legends. Wolf was known as Rune, banana otter as ShoddyV2 and otter as Glimpsed. They're still alive today, yes children, yes yes, you may tuck them when they get older, no no, they like it, wait what. FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID. THE END. Wait (sorry for bad english) no, I forgot the most important things, tuna fish. The end. No, we forgot the favourite greasy otter foods. Well as common knowledge among the runic people the best way to cook frogs is not to boil it hot, slowly boil up water or the frog will hop out and cut himself on a knife, no one likes knifed mice. Another common belief is that when the frogs hop out of the pot they'll eat a mice. No one likes frogged mice, like seriously. Only a boiled greasy otter is froggalicious. Forget the frogs, the banana ferret actually tastes like banana. Children? Who would of guessed that? Me? Shhhhhhhh, it's a secret children, no one can guess that. Now, let's abandon that subject, children, for it is useless and brings no fruits to the story. Let's go back to when they made up after the mad black zebra with white stripes. Along the road from the mountains of Yore, they encountered CLEN! The mighty CClen who trained them and taught them more of the art. Until he passed away, yes children, the mighty Dlen died. No, children, you may not strip Klen. That should be the end now. I should mention that Dlen died from wolf bitting his head off. Oh also, children, I'm sorry. Clen is like god, he doesn't actually exist. During their voyage, this story doesn't end now, they met more zebras with black bodies and white stripes. Those zebras gave them visions and they turned to the moofler elephant for advice because they saw a great futur in the arms of the Foribashers and they wanted to show the image of Clen to the world. Yes children, Clen is always in a mango mood state, no children he's not happy, sad, mad and glad. I think it's time to end the story now, sorry children, it's time to go off on our expedetion to the greased otters land. THE TUCKING END. (sorry for bad english)
Banana Ferret
When you apple, consider me this riddle me this:
Applications:
Very simple.
-You need at least one replay to demonstrate how artistic you are and you also need a picture to your liking/creation to also demonstrate how artistic you are. These
pictures must relate to 'Modern Art' in some way
-If you can post a screenshot of you beating storyman ingame, your app will get extra brownie points.
-Being good doesn't mean you will get in. Being good does not mean you will fit in with the Otters...
-If you somehow recieve this picture:
, this is because our opinion on your app is apathetic and to prove your loyalty to us, you must include this in your signature- "The mango mood ain't fo' me"-You must be at least white belt so we know you are an experienced player ingame too.
-You have to put this in your application so that we know you have read the rules:
"Klan... I haev artizm"
-If you somehow manage to obtain entry to the almighty clen org, you must follow these rules.
-Drink a coke-ae col-ah
coke-ae
-We must never speak of grease
-No racist posts. This org is for comedy art but if you rustle/offend our jimmies, you will be vanquished.
Shia Labeouf
Locus
EggLeash Teacher
SrCheetah
¬_¬
Jodus
Chairman of The Department of Comic Sans MS
Danwebb
Swagmesiter
Uric
Sample Text
Noel
Professional Triton
Triton
SPECIAL GUEST
mwah
LEADERS:
Banana Ferret
ShoddyV2
Bleached Wolf
Rune
Main Artistic Artist
Miracle11
Mango Mood Master
Glimpsed
What is the moral code of Clen Org/Org Clen?
This.
ALSO,
We strive to make the community a better place by making art that has comedy and replays that make you want to smile. This is quite a laid- back org so anything is welcome.
FAQ:
Why Clen Org/Org Clen?
Well, Clen is our overlord. He's like God, he doesn't exist
Why 'Tuck Foribash'?
The community has become quite toxic over the years and we, as an org, want to stop this happening. The community is way too serious and it ruins the point of toribash being a game. Why do we play games? To have fun! If there is no fun, what's the point? For now, Tuck Foribash.
In other words, I dunno.
Why does this org have a bank?
Why not?
[goodsofar] Stay on the forum without being removed
[ ] Get the president to join Clen Org
[ ] Become the president
[x] Reach 5 members
[ ] Reach 10 members
[ ] Reach EVERYONE IN THE COMMUNITY members (limit)
[ ] Get 69 tc in the org bank
[ ] Get paid
[x] Get laid
[ ] Gatorade
Blacklist
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Drink much coce-ae cole-ah and don't let that pesky mango mood get to you! Good luck in your application(If you read this you must make an application)
ART REQUESTS GO FOR 69 TC AND SIMPLISTIC CUSTOM ART IS 1 TC
Last edited by Glimpsed; Jul 25, 2015 at 11:02 AM.
Reason: hnnnnngg
To start off, here is a cool lens flare effect
Extra credit to mwah, you made this all possible and now inq is blessed with this new organization all to itself
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lens flare
Extra credit to mwah, you made this all possible and now inq is blessed with this new organization all to itself
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Originally Posted by HolyFrog
Dis so Kewl please let mi join kty
Last edited by Glimpsed; Jul 24, 2015 at 02:20 AM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
Glimpsed
