Originally Posted by
Kamocai
The post quality on the damn Nitro forums is insanely autistic.
You all know better than this. I'd suggest you find something to talk about other than dank memes. Now. I think we should start telling really shitty and emberrasing stories. I'll start.
Alright. So. I was out with this chick, y'know, the gender that's the opposite of you (because I don't think there's a woman remaining in Nitro). And, cliche as it is, we were seeing a movie (the movie was the last hobbit movie, it sucked fucking dick but she seemed to enjoy it). After the movie was over, we waited outside for our ride. At this point, I was unaware of what the vehicle looked like, and apparently she didn't either (even though it was her brothers car). So, a yellow hummer pulled up, and incidentally, her brother had a yellow hummer. So, I opened the back door, and the guy in the driver seat turned and looked at me. He then said "Do I know you?" And I just fucking blanked out for a solid minute trying to process what just happened. So, when I finally gathered my wits I said "No, you do not." And walked away. I didn't even close his back door, I just fucking walked away. Let's just say it was awkward as fuck, and made me feel bad.
Lol, that's brutal. Shoulda waited until she got in the car first lol.
Once, when I was doing laundry, I had to pull in the clothes lin because the clothes on he line were dry. So, I started pulling on the line as hard as possible, because as a 12 year old (or so), it feels awesome when you pull in the clothes on the first try. Anyway, when I pulled on the line, the line was jammed. Instead of doing what a normal kid would do and see what was stopping the line, I just kept pulling and pulling. The line jerked along for a bit, until it came loose. As soon as it came loose, I saw something fall at the end of the line, and heard the thump as it hit the floor. Turns out, I had been pulling a robin through the pully system of the clothes line.
I took off it's legs.
The robin was dead before I even got over to it. Gg no re.
