Toribash
I'm sitting on the bathroom floor cause my legs ain't working
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
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WAS GRUMPY THEN DRUNK MORE

BEEN DRUNK FOR 3 DAYS.

THIS IS AWESOME.
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
I swear if you get alcohol poisoning lmao. I need to find your skype and talk to you while you drink.
#Triggered
I'm drunk right now but my girlfriend is asleep

GOD DAMMIT

MAybe if we whisper it'll be ok but she snores really fucking loudly
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
It's an artform.
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
Those are the best drinkers.

Once a friend of mine got drunk with beer and started telling us the chemistry of big bang.

When I say the chemistry, I'm saying in the sub atomic level. e.e

It made lots of sense.
I did particle physics for a while, that was fun to study and discuss while completely hammered
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu
"some man" aint got shit on him. my homeboy neko could do that while passed out with both arms tied behind his back.
Life's not a waste of time and time's not a waste of life so let's stop wasting time, get wasted and have the time of our lives - Mr Worldwide 3:18
You better fucking hold me back panda
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[4:37 PM] ponf: y'all might think i'm not wild enough to send dick pics over toribash
[4:37 PM] ponf: you'd be wrong
uwu i wuv you uwu