Originally Posted by Dinis

alright, girl scouts. let me tell you a little something about the cookie game.



I've been in this game for years, it made me a animal
there's rules to this shit, I wrote thee a manual
a step-by-step booklet for you to get
your game on track, not your wig pushed back.

rule nombre uno: never let no one know,
how much dough you hold. cause you know
the cookies breed jealousy 'specially
if that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

number 2: never let 'em know your next move
don't you know good girls move righteous in silence?
take it from your highness
I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips

number 3: never trust nobody
your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
hoodied and masked up, shit, for that fast buck
she be laying in the bushes to light that ass up

number 4: I know you heard this before
"never get high on your own supply"

number 5: never sell no cookies where you rest at
I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em "bounce!"

number 6: that goddamn credit? dead it
you think a cookiehead paying you back, shit forget it!

number 7: this rule is so underrated
keep your family and business completely separated
money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
find yourself in serious shit

number 8: never keep no weight on you!
them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too

number 9 shoulda been number 1 to me:
if you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police
if niggas think you snitchin' they ain't trying to listen
they be sittin' in your kitchen, waiting to start hittin'

number 10: a strong word called "consignment"
strictly for live men, not for freshmen
if you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!"
cause they gon' want they money rain sleet hail snow

follow these rules you'll have mad dough to break up
if not, 24 years on the wake up
slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
caretaker did your makeup, when you passed
your girl fucked my man Jake up
heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up
heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up.

Originally Posted by WeooWeoo

tl ; dr

Originally Posted by Osiris

Fuck off, blasphemer.

Originally Posted by WeooWeoo

square up cuz