Step 1.
Brag about how good you are.
Every clan hates this! Here is an example:
"My name is Liam, I am realllllllly good, I would call my self a pro, I have a 0.09 Win ratio! I am a 3rd dan black belt and nearly win every game I play! My rank is 4083. Awesome right? Oh and I beat a master belt once!

Step 2.
Be super cocky.
Example: "I'm only joining this clan because you need a good player (ME!)."

Step 3. Use bad grammar and spelling.
Example:
"U SHULd inviet me to ur clan becaz iim 'g00od and il wimn IMNn ckan wars;;:1"

Step 4. Insult clan members.
Example:
"You need me in this clan. First of all, Sparky is just shit and will never win clan wars. Wolfe only knows how to suplex. Syric is sh*t at art, why is he on the job?"

Step 5. Tell them your great techniques!
Example:
"I'm a pro at shoveling, lifting, and uhhhh. yea."

Step 6. Tell them you were to lazy to make a long application.
Don't need an example here.

Step 7 Share torisex replays to show how skillful you are.
Choose File: Torisex.rpl

Lastly I will show you a few clan applicants I found as examples:

"i play every 2end week my favirite mod is jousting and ima broun belt i wuld be good in clan wars and im good at shoveling so plz acc ty"

"Hello I Am ****** (And Yes The Real One) And I Am Not Currently brown atm im only 23 games away and u need me for my amazing aikido skills and my ability to keep a group laughin my irl name is isaac and my skype is ******* i also have minecraft and im 14 years of age."

"My name is *****, I am 14 years old, I am in-game every day, I active on forums a lot, But I dont do threads but Il start too if it makes me a better tori, I had xperia but when I came back it was dead :O. Jolt is seems like a good clan, I can contribute too wars, I am really good. My fav mod is Abd, Boshu... I was banned for harrasament on another account... My skype is ******* Wtf is a irl?? My replays I dont know where they are I am so sorry...."

Thanks for reading!