Hi i wanna join [eVo] so let me in or ill slap you tripstone,highvoltage,and darkness.
K im waiting
You have 24 hours to respond or the slap will slap you
Hi i wanna join [eVo] so let me in or ill slap you tripstone,highvoltage,and darkness.
K im waiting
You have 24 hours to respond or the slap will slap you
Originally Posted by Eddy
No.
Indeed, no.
"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men." ~Charles Darwin
Oh Ok Then. I Shall Hopefully Get Round To Making An App Shortly.
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Good Day To You All. My Name: HASSAN - I'm 15 In January.
I'm Currently GMT 0.
I Have Only Ever Been In [WAPOW].
There Are Many Things About Toribash That I’ve Developed A Thorough Liking For. The General Concept Of Being Able To Do Anything You Can Imagine With Regards To Human Movement Just Appeals To Me Greatly And For Good Reason (I Shall Talk More About That Further Into My Application). That And The Fact That There’s No Alternative To Toribash. It’s Completely Different To Any Other Game I Can Recall In The Sense That; It’s Not Pay To Win (There Is No Single Item In The Game That Provides One With An Advantage Over Any Other Player), There’s An Extremely High Learning Curve And So It Challenges Even The Most Experienced At Times And Most Importantly, There Is No Campaign. In Any Other Regular Game You Would Expect Some Sort Of Checkpoint? Millstone? Some Pre Determined Stage In Which The Player May Say “I’ve Completed The Game”. Of Corse With Toribash It’s Very Much Different. You Are Left To Decide Where That Point In The Game Is. It’s The Decision Of The Player To Establish Their Own Goals In Game That – Upon Achieving Them, The Player Is Rewarded With That Well Earned Feeling Of Accomplishment We All Strive For.
What can you bring to [eVo]?: I Offer All My Respect To [eVo] And It’s Members. I Can Bring My Good SportsmanShip – Oh Wait, You Already Have That. I Offer My In Game Skills To This Great Clan – Hold On……. *Checks Members* Ok Yeh, You’re Not Lacking That Either :/ I Offer My Past Experience With Art And Design To [eVo]……. Oh Gosh Not Again *Dam It Mocucha! You Beat Me To It*. I Shall Gladly Offer My Views In Discussions On Relevant Matters Both In Game And Out Game…...Ok Now We’re Maybe Getting Some Ware.
Why choose [eVo]? Simple. One Can’t Scroll Through The Clan List With Out Noticing That One Clan That Instead Of Having The Usual: Official Since May 2013 – It’s Actually: Official Since Jan 2008. Straight Away It Portrays A Good, Active, Stable And Strong Clan With Members Highly Regarded By Me And Others As Incredibly Experienced, Mature And Remarkably Intelligent. All [eVo] Members Are Looked Up To And All Receive The Well Deserved Respect They’re Entitled To From The Community As A Whole. Only The Hardest Of Workers Have The Privilege Of Wearing The [eVo] Clan Tag – The Trademark Of Unmatched Skill Both In Game And Out Game.
Tell us about yourself: So, As You Know I’m Going On 15 Years Of Age And Live In England. I’m A High School FreshMan, Rapidly Approaching My Final Year Of Structured Education. I’m Currently Studying ICT, Product Design (Practical Work That Includes Constructing/Designing Useful Products And Heavy Product Analysis), Along With All The Other Compulsory Subjects One Is Made To Study In Year 10 At GCSE Level. I’m Also Currently On The Triple Science Course – The Most Advanced Of The Four. (As An Oppose To BTEC, Core And Additional). I Suffer From Attention Defersit Hyperactivity Disorder. As A Result, I Find Myself Unable To Sit Still At The Best Of Times. I Must Keep Moving At All Times To Keep Myself Content Weather It Be Rhythmically Tapping My Foot Against The Ground While Sitting Or Usually Spinning My Pen In-Between My Fingers. Whenever I Hear A Sound Or Something Catches My Eye, All My Attention Is Suddenly Directed Towards It. It’s Like A Reflex And It’s Just This That Makes Me Visually Stand Out Amongst A Crowd – My Eyes Are Constantly Darting Around, I Struggle Keeping Eye Contact And My Movements Are Impulsive. All My Actions Are Carried Out With Unremitting Haste. Sometimes I Forget Weather I’ve Done Something Like Putting My Phone On Charge Before Going Back To What Ever It Was I Was Doing Just Because The Time Spent Carrying It Out Was Soo Minimal, It Leaves No Sign In My Head That It’s Even Been Done, It Just Seems To Be A Thought Rather Than An Action. I Live Life In The Fast Lane. Movement Is The Key. That’s Why I Have Such A Deep Understanding Of Toribash Physics Because I’m Constantly Moving – Very Quickly. This Is Also Why I Play Most Of My Games On Qa Because I Can’t Stand The Wait. My Pulse (Resting Pulse) Is Always Faster Than That Of Anyone Else. My Metabolism Is High In The Morning, Then Skyrockets In The Evening As That’s The Time The Influence Of The Medication I Take In The Moring Starts To Wear Off. I Never Need Much Sleep. And Have Always Been Almost Severely Underweight, Yet Very Tall. I’m Always Running And Jumping Over The Banisters Of Stair Cases, Vaulting Over Railings and Walking Along The Top Of That Brick Wall In The Street Rather Than Strolling On The Pavement By The Side Of It. Anyway That’s Me.
Thank You Very Much Indeed For Reading (If You Did). Your Time Is Thoroughly Appreciated By Me. Please - I Offer My Dearest Apologies For My Long And Continuous Application. I Respect That Each And Every One Of You Are Very Busy People With Your Own Lives (Far More Interesting Than Mine) To Get On With. Whatever The Verdict Is, I Shall Accept Your Judgement Without Arguing. I Wish [eVo] And Its Great Members All The Very Best Of Luck In Future And Hope To Be Seeing You Guys In Game Sometime.
Yours Sincerely, HASSAN.
By The Way, Me And T0ri0Baby Have A........Lets's Say Understanding For Each Other.
Last edited by HASSAN; Nov 22, 2015 at 02:25 AM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
*Pulls more tail then a special needs child at the petting zoo*