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I dreamt I was out walking with my dad
it was really beautiful outside
and Ray Sremmurd was playing in the background

Aw

idk from where, just all over the place but not like, blasting
in our heads
i guess
dad was subtly doing the move
the whip thing
so was i

Lmao

the forest beach/waterside was flooded, grass everywhere like it was vietnam, but it was sweden
aka it was really vegetationish summer, everything green and skies blue
we're about to reach the whole lap around the walk, last bit is a bridge, almost almost flooded, so we're stepping in water without our shoes getting wet
across the bridge is a rapper, who was there when we left as well
it is DJ Khaleed
I am an acrobat
I do a bunch of flips and such, the last bit
then I make a short short verse, two rows maybe
it ends on something like, fuck tripple of you, and i look at the beach people next to khaleed
he's like EYYYYY and cheers
then i like "fuck all of you; quipple" and it rhymes
and I look at him and give him the double fingers after a sick 720 sideflip
he's stunned
dad is walking up the path to the parking in the woods where our bike is, DJ Khaleed follows and is offended
I keep telling him how worthless he is and how good i am, that know acrobatics, rap, and do multiple other things, while all he can do is rhyme
and how useless he is
he's getting roasted hard
a few more flips uphill we both get on the bike, me and my dad

...

DJ Khaleed is at this point metres behind
he has gotten on his bike and is trying to accelerate into our back wheel when we try to accelerate (from standing still)
I get off (making my dad go down the side/into the woods with the bike)

What is going on in your head

and shove Khaleed into the woods
dad hurts his wrist, but I huirry us back up on the bike
the dream physics are really flowy somehow, riding the bike takes strenght for it to pick up speed
noshit wé're 2 peopple but ok
so
we go as fast as we can after pushing khaleed into the bushes

What the fuck tim

he comes after on his bike

How old are you

we're on a bike chase with DJ Khaleed

Shouldn't you be dreaming about taxes

We reach a raise and low in the road, and even though it's really gentle we almost tip over backwards
we literally wheelie over the tiny hill/road raise whatever
dad proclaims something like "dude watch it"
we watch it, pretty sure we crash somewhere but so does khaleed with us
then we hit the road turn out on the big road
it's dirt, but still a big one, next to the big lake
irl it is tarmax.
mac*
At first we miss the turn, and kinda slide into the fence, so does Khaleed
then we somehow get a retry, like we failed in a game
and we take the curve slowly, but my dad isn't helping picking up speed after the curve and it's so heavy, so khaleed goes past us
i'm like "dad, help me pedal aa"
and he points forward
there's a car coming towards us far down the road
we're on the wrong side, aka in it's path
but so is khaleed
and he's way further up the road, aka closer to the car
we switch sides while DJ Khaleed is hit by a car full speed, sending him flying into the ditch like a tards
tard*
we go past while he lies in the ditch wailing loudly, everyone can hear it like if a dog barks in the night
my dad asks me if im not going to check on him, and i was but decided not to, but since he asked i do
we turn around 10 meters down at an icecream shop something
and by this point someone is editing DJ Khaleeds agony scream into dubstep, playing the same way Rae Sremmurd was before
it's pretty good
we stop the bike, i get off and walk down the ditch
DJ Khaleed is now literally a tard
his knee is hurt, I just know
he is invisible
I can't find him
I see a bee in a pocket of the ditch, it's huge
I'm terrified of bees
I wake up.