Toribash

Hahaha that's hilarious.
Second article is much less than serious though.
Well, while those few sexual advances are unwelcome, they do a lot more good than harm. Just google "dolphin saves" and see the countless acts of goodness Maybe some of those dolphins in the articles did it because they liked humans....too much....in a wrong way.
Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
Hahaha that's hilarious.
Second article is much less than serious though.
Well, while those few sexual advances are unwelcome, they do a lot more good than harm. Just google "dolphin saves" and see the countless acts of goodness Maybe some of those dolphins in the articles did it because they liked humans....too much....in a wrong way.

lol i didnt actually read any of the articles other than the first one.

And I was just playing devil's advocate a bit, I'm not saying dolphins are horrible, malicious creatures by any stretch. They're just very sex-driven creatures, and they don't realize that their ridiculous ejaculatory force can do so much damage to a human internally it could kill them, nor do they realize that the human doesn't want it and they would probably drown in the process :P


EDIT: okay read the second one, funny as hell. but no not serious lol
Last edited by hidingwarior; Dec 10, 2008 at 05:25 AM.
Originally Posted by hidingwarior View Post
lol i didnt actually read any of the articles other than the first one.

And I was just playing devil's advocate a bit, I'm not saying dolphins are horrible, malicious creatures by any stretch. They're just very sex-driven creatures, and they don't realize that their ridiculous ejaculatory force can do so much damage to a human internally it could kill them, nor do they realize that the human doesn't want it and they would probably drown in the process :P


EDIT: okay read the second one, funny as hell. but no not serious lol

"Ridiculous ejaculatory force" Ugh,thanks for mental image. Just what i needed in the late evening.
Originally Posted by Odlov View Post
"Ridiculous ejaculatory force" Ugh,thanks for mental image. Just what i needed in the late evening.

Since you loved that so much, let me give you a more descriptive image.

The dolphin's penis is consistantly over a foot long, and they can ejaculate 16 feet, enough to rupture a person's insides enough to cause severe internal bleeding that will probably kill them.

You're welcome.
Originally Posted by box View Post
Wow. I can't believe those people would see a dog dragging a near-dead dog across a highway and not stop. How pitiful.

what, risk their lives on a highway for a couple dogs? Also, what would they do? They couldn't just grab them and move them, they could get bitten. The things could be rabid.
Last edited by hidingwarior; Dec 12, 2008 at 12:43 AM.
Originally Posted by Kips View Post
Oh god I ;_;'d

But, on the other hand, that could have just as been that dog dragging another dog to his den to eat. We don't know for sure.

No. Just no.
Look some posts up, this was discussed.