because they look better like that

true.

One word posts are a no-no, Universe.

Also, Unitard is like a 2 in 1 insult. It's like a Tard and a Unitard. xD

Understood, wont happen again. in other news, suprisingly valentines day today is me and my girlfriend's 2 year aniversery

Thanks Mylk and no she doesnt :<

if she did she wouldn't be safe. theres no middle ground you either get itemp as her bf or shmevin or shockey

rich guys man

we've been dating for 3 years. and honestly she hates rich people. .-. i saw her cuss out a rich guy before so. .-. bad luck?

give her a 500$ bill and watch as she takes off her clothes

monopoly play sets

*passing the go

damn i just got 200$